May 2013
193 posts
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May 22nd
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rapewhistled: mood: bae
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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theheavyheartinthephonebooth: blinkstolemyheart: imagineharrypotter: Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on. Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone. Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to...
May 22nd
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bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
May 22nd
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fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
May 22nd
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simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
May 22nd
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May 21st
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frenchthecolfer: It is so hot I can’t focus on my homework and a white boy called me a gangster
May 21st
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May 21st
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frenchthecolfer: Hey wow wouldn’t it be gr8 if my mom would actually teach me how to drive
May 21st
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May 21st
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yuuko: genebeanbelcher: orangelemonart | yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself  know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the...
May 21st
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jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
May 21st
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May 20th
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 20th
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baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
May 20th
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lolistriders: *walks onto a crime scene* swiggity swag who’s in the bag
May 20th
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auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS i
May 20th
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May 19th
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Dear distance runners,
whatshouldrunnerscallme:
May 19th
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