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24

May

samspratt:

“Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt
Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.

samspratt:

“Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt

Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.

forgottenwinterfrost:

this is the best one go home

forgottenwinterfrost:

this is the best one go home

(Source: christineem)

kathybethterry:

Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges

bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

This is the first time that Paris Hilton is considered to have her shit together

bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

This is the first time that Paris Hilton is considered to have her shit together

23

May

zillatamer:

j-ehan:

“Yeah I watch Game of Thrones”

“Sansa is so annoying though.”

Not annoying, but boring compared to her siblings.

I mean come on, you have to admit that all the other Starks are doing way more interesting things.

(Source: lady-tyrell)

berriez-taste-like-scarlet:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

if Beyonce is the Queen, Ellen is King

(Source: lizlemonism)

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

(Source: pizzastiel)

libraryjournal:

Best part of last week’s Scandal, am I right or am I right? There were Kate Chopin jokes. Kate Chopin jokes.
Plus the super-violent assassin said in his book club that the violence in Fifty Shades of Gray was “more than a little disturbing.” Then his bookish gf said she was thinking of reading The Lovely Bones next, but was worried it would be too dark for her (unbeknownst to her) assassin bf! Book humor!!!

libraryjournal:

Best part of last week’s Scandal, am I right or am I right? There were Kate Chopin jokes. Kate Chopin jokes.

Plus the super-violent assassin said in his book club that the violence in Fifty Shades of Gray was “more than a little disturbing.” Then his bookish gf said she was thinking of reading The Lovely Bones next, but was worried it would be too dark for her (unbeknownst to her) assassin bf! Book humor!!!

22

May

whatthelul:

http://whatthelulz.com/amanda-bynes-magic-card/
Amanda Bynes Magic Card

tylercrotchfelt:

AMANDA I CAN’T BREATHE, STOP THAT