Lets just be kids and get ice cream.

samspratt:

“Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt

Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.

forgottenwinterfrost:

this is the best one go home

(Source: christineem)

kathybethterry:

Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges

bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

This is the first time that Paris Hilton is considered to have her shit together

berriez-taste-like-scarlet:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

if Beyonce is the Queen, Ellen is King

(Source: lizlemonism)

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

(Source: pizzastiel)

libraryjournal:

Best part of last week’s Scandal, am I right or am I right? There were Kate Chopin jokes. Kate Chopin jokes.

Plus the super-violent assassin said in his book club that the violence in Fifty Shades of Gray was “more than a little disturbing.” Then his bookish gf said she was thinking of reading The Lovely Bones next, but was worried it would be too dark for her (unbeknownst to her) assassin bf! Book humor!!!

whatthelul:

http://whatthelulz.com/amanda-bynes-magic-card/

Amanda Bynes Magic Card