the how fucked are you scale
This is the first time that Paris Hilton is considered to have her shit together
Best part of last week’s Scandal, am I right or am I right? There were Kate Chopin jokes. Kate Chopin jokes.
Plus the super-violent assassin said in his book club that the violence in Fifty Shades of Gray was “more than a little disturbing.” Then his bookish gf said she was thinking of reading The Lovely Bones next, but was worried it would be too dark for her (unbeknownst to her) assassin bf! Book humor!!!